Stupid LoLSpeak #6: Zeal Stacking Edition
Actually, to be honest, the degree to which League of Legends players say incredibly stupid things has decreased a bit over the last few months. I’m guessing Tribunal is working. This, of course, is corroborated by the overflowing amount of threads in which people claim they were unjustly banned, while admitting in their threads that they rage and quit frequently. People don’t learn, but they sure do get punished. I can’t really judge the macro trends of the game’s population, so I’ll leave that to Riot. Commentary in italics.
126. “he always said this word, Suck my dick and fuck It’s really angry to my mind -”
As you can see, words are getting longer. Pretty soon, people will use the entire bibliography of Shakespeare as an adjective meaning “ornate”.
127. “suck ez so bad go hell”
128. “FUCKING I RAPE MY LANE NOW I LOSE TOWER CUZ OF U BAD”
129. “ill report you for not knowing how to spell virigin tard”
Ah, sweet ironies. then agian, i Am totaly a fukin swett literacy guy
130. “fiz only kill me cuz u are higher lvl of noob”
Actually, I’ve occasionally died because I expected a player to not make mistake X, and then their doing it throws me off.
131. “k noob u hate u fuck range”
132. “he foul languaje sid homosexual”
Let me guess: this guy hates the Commodore Amiga even more.
133. “doesnt stop telling everybody is noob and shit … most annoying one i never see”
You know, I could try to misinterpret this literally for comedic effect, but my brain’d explode.
134. “ks that duh support should never she dumb as fuck”
135. “FIGLe WTF!!1 FUCK!! WHY WQHY!!”!”! ”
How about you try to come up with a witty comment for this one? It’s pretty hard.
136. “team my is nb”
137. “he has done lots of innaporpiiate word”
Who is this guy? I want to ask him what it’s like to fuck the word “fuck”. Does “ass” have a nice ass? And so forth.
138. “omg i report u for unskilled i dont want u playing at my level”
I did some research, and I found that correlation does not imply causation. For those of you who don’t know, if a player recieves a significant amount of “Unskilled player” reports, their ELO is adjusted downwards.
139. “WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 y does it freaking lag wenevr im fiting?!!!?!?!?!?!??!”
Your clothes aren’t making you lag, but your shirt’s collar might be cutting off the circulation to your brain. It’s been known to happen.
140. “oh im sorry but GET SOME SKILLS U BALL SUKING BLOND ASS HOLES!”
141. “CHOGATH CALLED ME RUSSIAN NAZI SCHWEINEHUND; BUT NAZI WAS IN FRANCE; NOT RUSSIA OMGGG.”
I trust this player. He’s in 5th grade. He’s a paragon of virtue and knowledge.
142. “INTENTIONALLY NEEDS TO UNINSTALL WORST LABLANC EVER!”
I’ve never played Final Fantasy X-2, but it’s supposed to be pretty controversial, right?
143. “so many noobs trynd jungle and fail”
Because you can’t spell “Tryndamere” without “Try”.
144. “your so fucking awful stop fucking in my chat”
Why is your chatroom a brothel?
145. “called me a derogitory name.”
146. “shaco i suck u don’t know how or play but at least im not suck u”
147. “u helped ur team win i reprot u for Assisting Enemy Team”
148. “and kat says i die so much cause shes a noob”
149. “COME ON GUYS DONT SEE THAT SHIT fuck team”
You could just give them the URL for Net Nanny or some other children’s web censorship software.
150. “suck my dick emo useless lama shit”
Hey, man. Be nice to the Dalai Lama. He’d be nice to you!
Maybe I’m just more selective. These are arguably stupider than the ones in the first installment or two. I still don’t know who “Junlie” is, although I have a few theories.
Note: WordPress really needs to stop ‘rescuing’ things I delete from my posts.