Stupid LoLSpeak #5: Edible Nuts Edition
So apparently League of Legends has experienced explosive growth in the last few months. People can say it’s ‘less competitive’ and more ‘noob friendly’ than DotA, Heroes of Newerth, etc, but try as they might, the League of Legends community can’t outdouche all the other AoS communities. Neither can they keep up with Halo and Call of Duty players, no matter how hard they try. Still, if you play for too long, you’ll go mad from the inanity of these fragments. Commentary in italics.
101. “u go kill securing again and i go feed propouse”
I’m not sure if he meant ‘Porpoise’, or ‘Proust’, but I don’t think either of them particularly appreciate gorging on human flesh.
102. “spawned little lb babies of satan who tried to demonicly penetrate me without magic resist in which was absorbed by my bv like manilness”
This is one of the more borderline statements. You don’t see many of them.
103. “U SO BAD U RLY A FCKING VIRGIN”
104. “i intentionally made us loose cuz of eve”
105. “nop mapreading we neverw in”
106. “omg 2 mid so noob”
Alas! The lanes are unconventional! That will result in instant defeat!
107. “eat fken red bitch”
108. “your both stupid for tanklingshit to ur own players”
109. “he has a catalisty as first item, and say "their ashe has hack"”
Their Ashe plays Hack? Someone should introduce her to ADOM.
110. “score means heaps bro i take norarlssrsly”
111. “STUCK IN ELO HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WITH FUCKING RETAD”
Maggots are your sheets, brimstone your blankets, and the fire that sears your soul is your own.
112. “i was typing to out fail fucking riven”
That’s not very nice. But in my experience, Riven players don’t tend to be very well mannered.
113. “play better?2×1?huauhauhhua noob”
114. “report for inspiring drugs in a videogame”
115. “wtf mf so gay she wait till i get really low lives than kills me what a noob”
116. “smd nigggersssss!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 your all fucking gay!”
117. “I WANT MID NO I WANT BOT OMG NO I REPORT YOU”
118. “she used words like idiot homo and so on! it is an offensive language!”
You know what’s a really offensive language? Catalan. Apparently.
119. “U NB UNISTAIL”
120. “Dear gentleman of RIOT !!! I hope you do somenthing related to that player. He killed himself the entire game, feeding too much. Nigga spoke words as racist among other things. Thx”
Funny how only people of African descent are allowed to speak the infamous “N Word” without social repercussions. Also, racists supposedly aren’t allowed to talk.
121. “haha want you am noob die”
122. “Karthus omg fuk suk”
123. “thsi guy is a fucking dooshbag who vried about mia’s whe whole match and cussed the other players out… thx roit for letting dumb ass retaerds who buttfuck their firends while playing this game ”
124. “God your fking retarted trynd U SUC MY MOMS FAT @SS U ONLY WIN CUZ POPPKY FEED U U GET HARD BY GUYS U FKING FLAMER”
I think this guy has a dissociative disorder. Why else would he get so pissed at himself?
125. “i killl florest i no ggo help this team next time”
Dude. What have florists ever done to you? I mean, maybe they overcharged you for a corsage- oh wait, crap, I was assuming you were above 13 again.
Others might believe in letting the dialogue speak for itself, but not me.