More stupid things people say in League of Legends
Same backstory. It shouldn’t surprise me how insane some of this stuff is, and it doesn’t. I’m desensitized. Surely it’s a not a good sign, but it has its fringe benefits… like being able to laugh at the situation. Mostly, this is what happens when people forget English has rules, but it gets worse.
My own comments are in italics, and of course, all context is removed for dramatic effects.
26.”got gucked garen”
Apparently Garen works for Nickelodeon now. Note the colloqualism “Spin to Win” and the trademark slime. They combine poorly.
27.”Get got afk at the biginning so they could taik down der turrets”
28.”I’m reporting you all for stacking magic resist”
People don’t usually stack defensive statistics in normal games, with rather humorous results.
29. “HE CALLED ME A BITCH, I AM NOT HIS BITCH, I AM MY MOMMYS BITCH”
I’m guessing incest. But I’d rather not find out.
30. “ASHE IM SOLO U ASS BUMB”
31. “reporting only works if the game is under 25 mins”
32. “Plz restart the server ot take down is not a good idea stay online with problems”
33. “player quite game and did not come back towards the end with no explaination”
34. “oriana is being a faq”
35. “get a life loserrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
36. “NO MISTAKE I DIE. I BRAVE”
Bravery isn’t recommended. Most situations where you should rush in are ones where your opponent has made a mistake.
37. “And you will why we had lose”
38. “i will really feeding i swear god”
39. “owned noobn big foig”
40. “ommg disinstall stop insiding”
41. “i fidn u an fuk u up u her”
Is the commentator planning an adhoc sex change operation for the victims so he doesn’t have to worry about being branded a homosexual (which is damning everywhere sense has not pervaded)?
42. “ur life is sucker”
My life would be ‘sucker’ too… if I was the owner of Tootsie Roll Industries…
43. “don y you seen jerker booblist”
44. “MOTHER FUK SHIT NOB I SOO TIRED TO PLAY WITH FUKERS”
45. “QQed all day long and cussed at me and my teemates and fed and was a noob and sux so much!”
46. “this kid’s horrible…why am i failing lol”
Unfortunate implications abound.
47. “i am junlie”
48. “fuck off baddie”
49. “Left The Game, Nuff Said. A Team!!!”
The A Team would either be the best 4 player premade ever… or not.
50. “he leave the game till it not finish and he have an negative attitude with the team.”
Maybe it’s a bad idea to make fun of people who have trouble with English. Nah.
BREAKING NEWS: At approximately 1:45, on Friday, July 8th, 2011, I found proof that the occasional entertaining, intelligent fellow plays the game. This was the report they provided for a player:
“My Dearest Tribunal, On this fine morning of June, we witnessed an enemy combatant displaying unsportsmanlike conduct on the battlefield. The party in question proceeded to offer himself as a sacrifice to our gods on 17 occations. While this did please our gods verily, it proved to be an uneven match, one unworthy of competition. I hearby declare said feeder a SCOUNDREL, and request the Tribunal’s merciless justice upon his firey corpse. Good Day. “